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by Faith O on April 15, 2012

Spaceships made of cardboard, The Boomstick Speech, authoritative men…. some things just never fail to tickle my funny bone:

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I Want Some!

by Faith O on October 19, 2011

Bet he’s a popular fellow now:

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My Bad

June 30, 2011

Which makes me want to give a second glance to the warning labels on glass thermometers, q-tips, incense diffusers….

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Sex and Pizza

May 19, 2011

This is, hands down, the funniest article I have read in some time. Cracked.com (Seanbaby, specifically) rakes Gregory J.P. Godek over the coals. Godek is the wondernut behind literary gems such as, “1001 Ways to be Romantic” and “Romantic Dates: Ways to Woo and Wow the One You Love.” Don’t get me wrong — having [...]

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From the Files of “What The…”:

May 19, 2011

I don’t get it. Is it… is she speaking in tongues? If so, I want one. (Also, the Tropic Thunder quote at the very end is priceless.)

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March 3, 2011

So many men have cited Wonder Woman as the origin of their bondage fetishes — so, it seemed only fitting.

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Fun with Engrish

November 28, 2010

At first glance, it would seem one is reading a rousing take on pornographic literature (as opposed to arousing). Alas, it is an elementary English textbook from the Eastern European sovereign state, Georgia. Pity. It might be fun to read a hooked-on-phonics variety of porn.

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The Wiener Conundrum

September 27, 2010

Three am calls run one of two ways: – Ensnaring fantasies which, though intricate, are a breeze to slip into…. – or – – Fantasies that hit my brain much the same way freebasing powdered insanity might. Unable to sleep a few nights ago, I logged on during the wee hours of the morning. Soon [...]

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BritishGirl and Fiona

June 27, 2010

Ms Fiona, a dear friend of mine (and one extraordinarily talented lady) is accepting calls through Niteflirt… and, even better, we are now fielding sessions together! Do give a look: http://www.NiteFlirt.com/Dommes BritishGirl and Fiona (And to ring Fiona, by herself: http://www.Niteflirt.com/Ms Fiona ) Please remember, I am not bisexual, and so, the sessions are centered [...]

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New Recordings

June 26, 2010

In what will come to be known as the conclusion of the Great Mic Debacle of 2010, I have a new batch of recordings — at long last! As some are aware, the last two microphones I purchased were not up to par. Evidently, the third was, indeed, the charm. In keeping with my usual [...]

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